WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Lewisham_Hammer 4:47 Thu Sep 15
"I've got a lovely....
....bunch of coconuts
There they are, all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
Thats what the showman said

Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll up bowl or ball a penny a pitch

Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl or ball, roll up bowl or ball
Singing roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch

Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts
(Theyre lovely)
There they are all standing in a row
(One, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
(And bigger)

Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
Thats what the showman said

Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll up bowl or ball a penny a pitch
(All together now)

Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch
(Harmony)
Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl or ball, roll up bowl or ball
Singing roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch"

Replies - Newest Posts First (Show In Chronological Order)

Sniper 10:35 Thu Sep 15
Re: "I've got a lovely....
You go tom

'Iiiiiiiiiiive got tweeeenty aaaaacres and you've got forty three'

Far Cough 9:02 Thu Sep 15
Re: "I've got a lovely....
Well. my old man's a dustman

oioi 8:52 Thu Sep 15
Re: "I've got a lovely....
My old man said follow the van........

Tomshardware 7:14 Thu Sep 15
Re: "I've got a lovely....
"I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key"

Lewisham_Hammer 6:59 Thu Sep 15
Re: "I've got a lovely....
Well this didn't go to plan!

This was meant to be the new OS Render / EU Referendum thread in terms of numbers :(

Russ of the BML 4:56 Thu Sep 15
Re: "I've got a lovely....
Brady's got a lovely pair of coconuts,
I'd like to slip my cock between,
Bend her over slip one up her knot,
Have a beer and a fag and then take a nap.

Needs a bit of work

Alvin 4:51 Thu Sep 15
Re: "I've got a lovely....
.... some as big as your head
Some are green, some are blue
and some are painted red





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